We were sitting around at the bar trying to come up with our trivia night table name. With a few Canadians and a few Americans we became These New Poutines. We beat a bunch of old folks at their own game and got a twenty dollar tab at the bar. That’s twenty beers. When we weren’t near the ocean we would tell girls we were pro surfers and when we were near the ocean we would tell them we were touring in a band called These New Poutines, “some of that MTV shit?”. We got about the same benefits most celebrities would get in a third world country.
From the series “These New Poutines”